Dead Tired Club Cord Cap

The low-profile corduroy cap you'll reach for every summer morning when your hair is questionable, your SPF is patchy, and you don't have the energy to do the whole “outfit” thing but would still quite like to leave the house looking like you have a personality.

Soft 100% cotton corduroy (the good kind, not scratchy), embroidered with the club logo on the front, and cut unstructured so it sits comfortably without the weird stiff-brim trucker-hat thing. Adjustable strap at the back with a gold buckle so it actually fits your head, not just most heads.

Also: surprisingly good sun protection for the melasma-and-pigmentation conversation nobody warned you would become a Major Ongoing Saga in your 40s.

The details

• 100% cotton corduroy — soft, breathable, slightly vintage
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile cut — sits nicely, no stiff-brim shelf situation
• Cotton twill sweatband and taping inside
• 6 embroidered eyelets for breathability
• Adjustable strap with a gold-coloured metal buckle
• Head circumference: 20″–22″ (50.8–56 cm) — fits most adult heads

Best worn

With unwashed hair, sunglasses, a flat white, and absolutely nowhere you were planning to be photographed.

A note on the wait

Every cap is made to order. We don't warehouse stock and we don't mass-produce, which means it takes a little longer to get to you than a big-box hat would. It also means nothing ends up in a landfill because nobody bought it. One cap, made for you, start to finish. Thanks for being patient, and thanks for quietly not contributing to overproduction while you're at it.

Welcome to the Dead Tired Club.