Dead Tired Club Beanie

For the mornings when your hair is a choice you cannot make.

The beanie you pull on before the school run, the bin run, the 3pm supermarket dash, the dawn bassinet-to-car transfer where you simply do not have the capacity to deal with your fringe.

Soft cotton blend, embroidered with the club logo (worn like a membership card that fits on your head), and cut to sit snug without feeling like a headlock. The kind of beanie that quietly signals to every other exhausted woman in the car park that you, too, are a card-carrying member of the club.

It's basically a nod of solidarity you can wear.

The details

• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic
• Breathable blend — warm without baking your forehead indoors
• Form-fitting cut that holds its shape
• Embroidered (not printed), so it survives the wash and the weather
• One size fits most heads

Best worn

With messy hair, no makeup, a large coffee, sunglasses at 7am, and absolutely no apologies.

A note on the wait

Every cap is made to order. We don't warehouse stock and we don't mass-produce, which means it takes a little longer to get to you than a big-box hat would. It also means nothing ends up in a landfill because nobody bought it. One cap, made for you, start to finish. Thanks for being patient, and thanks for quietly not contributing to overproduction while you're at it.

Welcome to the Dead Tired Club.