Retired Raver Sporty Jersey

For the woman who once closed the club and now closes the blackout blinds.

You did your time. Sticky floors, 4am after parties, that one friend who always lost her jacket. You knew every beat to songs you can no longer name. These days the only drop you're waiting for is the one where the toddler finally goes down, and the closest thing you get to a warehouse party is the fluorescent hum of Bunnings on a Sunday.

This is the jersey for that woman. Sport-cut, club-branded, worn like a football shirt for a team that no longer plays but absolutely still holds the record. Oversized enough to throw over anything, loud enough to be a personality, soft enough to fall asleep in at 8:47pm mid-sentence.

Retired. Not deceased.

Best worn

Over bike shorts, under a puffer, at school drop-off, at the pub you now leave by nine, and on the couch at an hour that would have horrified you in 1999.

The details

• 100% Polyester
• True to size fit
• Printed 
• Four sizes
• Machine wash on cold, do not tumble dry, do not iron the printed sections

A note on the wait

Every jersey is made to order. We don't warehouse stock and we don't mass-produce, which means it takes a little longer to get to you than a big-box tee would. It also means nothing ends up in landfill because nobody bought it. One jersey, made for you, start to finish. Thanks for being patient, and thanks for quietly not contributing to overproduction while you're at it.

Welcome to the Dead Tired Club.